It was with a teary eye that I bid farewell to Tatiana and her bikini-that clearly was based on the " how little material will not get me arrested for indecency?" school of fashion. As I handed Svetlana what was left of my bottle of Ambre Solaire, I assumed a stiff... upper lip, you filthy-minded lot and cast my mind to matters current in the world of buying, selling and renting property. Reported across...