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Legislating yourself out of the game…

An announcement last weekend from Secretary of State for Housing, Sajid Javid that the Government  is putting its weight behind a Private Members Bill (PMB) that aims to hand more power to tenants has increased the chance of the said bill becoming law. The Homes (Fitness for Human Habitation and Liability for Housing Standards ) Bill-try saying that after three bacardis-seeks to amend the Landlord and...

Agent X?

Or Agent Not-at-all, if technology continues its onward march to replace 100% real human beings with 100% manufactured but frighteningly efficient robots. Zenplace Property Management, an American firm said to be backed by many of the same investors that supported the likes of Google, Facebook and Paypal  (to say that they have a decent record would be something of an understatement), claim to already be...

For a price, they could have The Chesh…

Following last week's blog on property price predictions including those of the pulchritudinous Sarah Beeney and her online agency Tepilo, we were told this week that the aforementioned agency is to change its fee structure not that it is under revised ownership. Revised ownership? They kept that one well hidden under a bushel (no cheap jokes please). What was not announced was whether the revised fees...

Here we go again…

Along with the 'New Year, New Me' bollocks brigade (think Davina, Louise Redknapp et al), comes the 'New Year, New (read 'recycled') predictions for the housing market'. Mmmm. Pythia-the high priestess of the temple of Apollo at Delphi-better known as the Oracle of Delphi, a little like myself-the Oracle of Cwmbran-has been surpassed in her ability to predict the future by many 'experts'of the property...

Park up the sequins…

The past few months have served as a reminder of what a results driven world we now live in; or at least what people perceive to be the'right' or indeed, 'wrong' result. This is accompanied by the regression of many adults to toddler status where on not getting the result they believe to be 'right' (read, the result that they want), they will scweam and scweam until they are sick. This is usually done...

Calm down chaps…

Well a fairly eventful week on a number of fronts, not least that of Ms Mordaunt, our new international development secretary (I now await my admiration of her.. appointment in the cabinet reshuffle to be met with hysterics by the sisterhood). Priti is out having come over all Tony-I-can-fix-the-problems-of-the-world-in-my-next-available-diary-slot/holiday-for a price-Blair, there doesn't appear to be...

All is not as it seems…

...Part 1. Last week in Wales, a major news item almost slipped under the radar and certain parties were pretty close to buttock clenching, "We got away with that one" territory. Except they didn't. If one casts one's mind back to pre-Nadiya Strictly Come Prancing (sorry, Flavia, you had your chance, you're history), one might recall that the Welsh Assembly (WA) effected that stamp duty land tax was to be...

Back to public service…

It was with a teary eye that I bid farewell to Tatiana and her bikini-that clearly was based on the " how little material will not get me arrested for indecency?" school of fashion. As I handed Svetlana what was left of my bottle of Ambre Solaire, I assumed a stiff... upper lip, you filthy-minded lot and cast my mind to matters current in the world of buying, selling and renting property. Reported across...

The 7 questions you SHOULD always ask your letting agent

All through my career potential landlords have always started a meeting with the same 2 questions How much rent can you get for my property? How much will you charge me? These are the last two questions a potential landlord should ask. Let me show you the seven questions you should ask when considering a new letting agent. What redress scheme are you a member of? How many properties do you manage...

It’s a win-win situation….

Or not, if Saturday's article  in the Daily Telegraph is to be believed. Penned by Ms Amy Willis it shrieked the headline, "Only the agent wins" with an indignation befitting a die hard Corbynista at the forthcoming annual party conference (definitely one for The Chesh's diary). The first paragraph reported how as agents we are chortling among us ourselves that our main gig is no longer making money from...

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